Plane

What is the difference between a pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining soon after landing. :-)

Did you know a plane ticket cost just $5 in the 1920s.

Lets draw another type of plane now.

• Start by writing upside down U with the ends to U coming towards each other.
• Write J on either side.
• Now we write two upside down U one at the top of the plane and one in between two Js.
• Join tip of bottom U and J with I.

• Now write two big C on either side of the body of plane to make wings.
• Write another set of small C with top small U in center.
• Join edges of C with U using two I on each side.
• Make window by writing 11 and the joining tips with I.

You are ready to take off now!!


How do you know if there is a pilot at your party?  
He'll tell you. :-)


What kind of Pilots like hovering?
Hovering is for pilots who love to fly but have no place to go. :-)

UFO

Why did the alien want to leave the party?

The atmosphere wasn't right :-)

An unidentified flying object (usually abbreviated to UFO or U.F.O.) is any unusual apparent object in the sky whose cause cannot be identified by the observer.In popular usage it means alien spacecraft.

• Write upside down U.
• Join edges of this U with a slightly curved I.
• Now write another curved I but a longer one this time.

• Join edges of smaller I and longer I with two more I.

• Write three 11 spaced equally. Join tips with I.
• Color and your UFO is ready!!

What do you call a pan spinning through space?
An unidentified frying object.  :-)

Air Balloon

What do you say when a balloon pops?

May you rest in pieces! :-)

The hot air balloon is the oldest successful human-carrying flight technology. It is in a class of aircraft known as balloon aircraft.Hot air balloons that can be propelled through the air rather than just being pushed along by the wind are known as airships or, more specifically, thermal airships.

Lets draw a hot air balloon .

• Begin by writing a thin long O.
• Write two C, one after other on one side of O.
• Repeat on other side.

• Make basket by writing small U and topping it with  I.
• Attach balloon with basket by writing three Is.
• Hot air balloon is ready.

When a balloon breaks for an optimist, what does he say?
"Great! Now I have two!"  :-)

Fighter Plane

Rules of Airways: 

Flying is not dangerous; crashing is dangerous. :-)

The Modern Fighter planes are the fastest and the toughest of all the planes. The planes are not cheap, for they can cost as much as 2 billion dollars! The fighter planes are specially designed for high speeds, like the fact that the wings on the F-14 can slide back (for high speeds) and forward (for slow speeds) during flight.

Lets draw a fighter plane.

• Write C first, the bottom line of C a little longer than the top.
• Write upside down U at the lower end of C.
• Now write another small U at upper edge of C.

• Now write tilted I starting at free tip of U, and another tilted I at free tip of upside down U. Second I should be a little longer than first one.
• Now write 11, one 1 at free tip of each I.

• Join ends of 11 with I. Write another small upside down U to cover the small upper U.
• To make wings, write tilted U at the top. 
• Write another U on the other side starting at the free end of lower U.

• Write an I at nose of the plane and we are ready to fly.

What did one fighter pilot say to his buddy upon landing?

Was that a landing or were we shot down?  :-)

Rocket

How do you make a baby sleep on a space ship?

You rock et :-)

A rocket or rocket vehicle is a missile, spacecraft, aircraft or other vehicle which obtains thrust from a rocket engine. Rocket engines work by action and reaction. Rocket engines push rocket forward simply by throwing their exhaust backwards extremely fast.

Lets draw a rocket now.

• Start by writing a big C and then two small ones as shown in the figure.
• Join tips of C with set of another opposite Cs. Make your rocket fat or thin.

• Write two C on each side at the bottom.
• Join tips with another set of C.
• Top the rocket with two flat U.
• Rocket is ready to blast off !!

 What's an astronauts favorite drink?
Gravi-tea.

Passenger train

If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which direction is the smoke blowing?

There is no smoke from an electric train! :-)

Railroads were initially made up of wooden rails dating back to Germany in the 1550’s. The railroads were called Wagonways, in which carts pulled by horses was the mode of transportation for the Wagonways. In 17th century wooden rails were replaced with iron.

Lets draw train now. This is a passenger train.

•  Start by writing a big turned around L. Top it with two 11, first one smaller than the second.
• Join their tips with I.
• Write two small O for wheels, and a turned around seven in front.
• Write three 1 inside big 11 to start making window. Join all the free edges with I.
• Join their tips with I. Engine of train is ready.

• Lets now make the passenger car. Start by writing one big 11 and two small 11 inside this big 11.
• Join the top of big 11 and both tips of small 11 with I.
• Write two O for wheels.
• Join the free ends of big 11 , just remember not to cross out Os.

• Choo Choo!!

Our passenger train is ready for Nidhi and Prasad !!

Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? 
He had to keep track of everything!:-)

Here is a more funny one.
A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside. "What's going on?" she yells out the window. "Cow on the track!" replies the conductor. Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace. Within five minutes, however, it stops again. The woman sees the same conductor walk again. She leans out the window and yells, "What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?"

Motor Bike

If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be?

A Holly Davidson. :-)

A motorcycle (also called a motorbike) is a single-track two-wheeled motor vehicle. As of 2002, India with an estimated 37 million motorcycles/mopeds was home to the largest number of motorized two wheelers in the world. China came a close second with 34 million motorcycles/mopeds.The first internal combustion, petroleum fueled motorcycle was the Petroleum Reitwagen. It was designed and built by the German inventors Gottlieb Daimler and Wilhelm Maybach in Germany in 1885.

Lets draw a motor bike now.

• Start by writing two big O. Write two small O inside these and then another set of small O inside the second set of O. Wheels are ready.
• Top these O with upside down U.
• Join the tip of U in the rear wheel to the the wheel itself. Join the two Us with bent I.

• Write a slanted I at first wheel. Make it thick.
• To make motor of the bike we write two flat O. One inside other.
• Make seat by writing two Is and then joining their tips with another set of I.

• Make the handle bar with a very flat U.
• Make light with C and O.
• Motorbike is ready.

What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
 A Yamahahaha!  :-)