Baby Dino

Why do museums have old dinosaur bones?

Because they can't afford new ones! :-)

The word dinosaur comes from the Greek language and means ‘terrible lizard’. The word was coined by English paleontologist Richard Owen in 1842 and was meant to refer to Dinosaurs impressive size rather than their scary appearance.

To start with lets draw a baby dinosaur.

• To start making face write a C and then L as shown.
• Join free end of C and L together with  I.
• Then write another C( a flat one) in front and a small C in back.Write another C starting at free end of L.

 

• Join free lower end of C we made  for face and C with curved I.
• Now write 11 for fore leg and hind leg. Just make second one of 11 a little longer than first one.
• Join the two free ends of 11 with C.
• Write another set of small Cs as shown.

• Join free end of small C to body of dinosaur with I.
• Write J to start making tail.
• Join free end of J and the tip of hind leg with turned around C.
• Put two dots for eyes, and write horizontal I for mouth.
• Write a couple of Os in body of dinosaur and our dinosaur is now ready to roar.

 What did Triceratops sit on?

 Its Tricera-bottom! :-)

Nanosaurus

Why did the Nanosaurus cross the road?

 Because chickens hadn't evolved yet!  :-)

Dinosaur eggs are many shapes and sizes. Some are up to 16" long or more. But bigger eggs didn't always mean bigger dinosaurs. Some very large dinosaurs had small eggs. The first dinosaur egg fossils were found in France in 1869. Many dinosaur eggs found still have their original shells.

Lets draw another dinosaur- it is a nanosaur.

 

• Lets make face first by writing C.
• At free ends of C write two small Us.
• Write slanted 11 now. First one of 11 at free end of upper U and second 1 of 11 at center of lower U.

• Write two C, one each for front and hind leg.
• Write L at lower end of C.

• Write I to join free end of L. Two legs are now done.
• Join front and hind leg by writing a very flat U, more like bent I. Write similar I at free end of 1 we wrote for neck.

• Make tail by writing a big V.
• Make eye by writing O and putting a dot inside it.
• Write I for mouth. Our nanosaurus is ready !!!

 What’s the best way to talk to a Nanosaurus?
 Long distance! :-)

Plane

What is the difference between a pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining soon after landing. :-)

Did you know a plane ticket cost just $5 in the 1920s.

Lets draw another type of plane now.

• Start by writing upside down U with the ends to U coming towards each other.
• Write J on either side.
• Now we write two upside down U one at the top of the plane and one in between two Js.
• Join tip of bottom U and J with I.

• Now write two big C on either side of the body of plane to make wings.
• Write another set of small C with top small U in center.
• Join edges of C with U using two I on each side.
• Make window by writing 11 and the joining tips with I.

You are ready to take off now!!


How do you know if there is a pilot at your party?  
He'll tell you. :-)


What kind of Pilots like hovering?
Hovering is for pilots who love to fly but have no place to go. :-)

UFO

Why did the alien want to leave the party?

The atmosphere wasn't right :-)

An unidentified flying object (usually abbreviated to UFO or U.F.O.) is any unusual apparent object in the sky whose cause cannot be identified by the observer.In popular usage it means alien spacecraft.

• Write upside down U.
• Join edges of this U with a slightly curved I.
• Now write another curved I but a longer one this time.

• Join edges of smaller I and longer I with two more I.

• Write three 11 spaced equally. Join tips with I.
• Color and your UFO is ready!!

What do you call a pan spinning through space?
An unidentified frying object.  :-)

Air Balloon

What do you say when a balloon pops?

May you rest in pieces! :-)

The hot air balloon is the oldest successful human-carrying flight technology. It is in a class of aircraft known as balloon aircraft.Hot air balloons that can be propelled through the air rather than just being pushed along by the wind are known as airships or, more specifically, thermal airships.

Lets draw a hot air balloon .

• Begin by writing a thin long O.
• Write two C, one after other on one side of O.
• Repeat on other side.

• Make basket by writing small U and topping it with  I.
• Attach balloon with basket by writing three Is.
• Hot air balloon is ready.

When a balloon breaks for an optimist, what does he say?
"Great! Now I have two!"  :-)

Fighter Plane

Rules of Airways: 

Flying is not dangerous; crashing is dangerous. :-)

The Modern Fighter planes are the fastest and the toughest of all the planes. The planes are not cheap, for they can cost as much as 2 billion dollars! The fighter planes are specially designed for high speeds, like the fact that the wings on the F-14 can slide back (for high speeds) and forward (for slow speeds) during flight.

Lets draw a fighter plane.

• Write C first, the bottom line of C a little longer than the top.
• Write upside down U at the lower end of C.
• Now write another small U at upper edge of C.

• Now write tilted I starting at free tip of U, and another tilted I at free tip of upside down U. Second I should be a little longer than first one.
• Now write 11, one 1 at free tip of each I.

• Join ends of 11 with I. Write another small upside down U to cover the small upper U.
• To make wings, write tilted U at the top. 
• Write another U on the other side starting at the free end of lower U.

• Write an I at nose of the plane and we are ready to fly.

What did one fighter pilot say to his buddy upon landing?

Was that a landing or were we shot down?  :-)

Rocket

How do you make a baby sleep on a space ship?

You rock et :-)

A rocket or rocket vehicle is a missile, spacecraft, aircraft or other vehicle which obtains thrust from a rocket engine. Rocket engines work by action and reaction. Rocket engines push rocket forward simply by throwing their exhaust backwards extremely fast.

Lets draw a rocket now.

• Start by writing a big C and then two small ones as shown in the figure.
• Join tips of C with set of another opposite Cs. Make your rocket fat or thin.

• Write two C on each side at the bottom.
• Join tips with another set of C.
• Top the rocket with two flat U.
• Rocket is ready to blast off !!

 What's an astronauts favorite drink?
Gravi-tea.